spattergroit101:

don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory 

(via rosaparking)


geneticandunattainable:

New Orleans should use this in promotional material.

(via fallontonight)


basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via aurevoir-mes-amis)


(via hughnuetron)


thethirdnewestoriginal:

Takuma Nakahira, via.

(via velcromind)


Drake wouldn’t treat me like this

(via qatu)


linpatootie:

I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

(via ohmysmokeythebear)


panerasexual:

my skirt is dangerously short and im loving it


chocolatemew:

zimpreg:

characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength

image

(via ruinedchildhood)


greed:

so i tried to pull and april fools joke on my mom and

image

(via yaesthetic)


Re-watching House ’cause why not, right?

(via friendlymoose)


Q
Would you sleep with an American girl?
Anonymous
A

foxnewsofficial:

absolutely not


kernalmustache:

This fucks me up on a very integral level

kernalmustache:

This fucks me up on a very integral level

(via 314eater)