Elena is the coolest

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport
• old sport

(via pudding-lane)

meladoodle:

14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument

(via 2treehill)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via lindsaylohangmyself)

jesussbabymomma:

jesussbabymomma:

is it petsmart or petsmart

thanks

(via dapperfox)

toiletbowling:

heelys down the isle at my wedding

(via vanillish)

yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

(via hornyspice)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via troyyy)

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

(via lrvin)

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(via a-spider)

rneerkat:

i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude

(via a-spider)

ianoshea:

Yahoo is deleting every blog that doesn’t follow me you should spread the news and follow me if you don’t want your blog deleted.

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

lampsarepeopletoo:

an investigator is searching for evidence at a murder crime scene. he searches under the couch and finds a pudding cup with pudding still in it. he notices something shiny in the cup and he pulls out a bullet. this is what he was searching for. the proof was in the pudding

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

(via a-spider)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via a-spider)